Sorry mom

I'm the girl your parents warned you about...

manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

(Source: manual, via unplannedchild)

unconvenience:

plot twist: your crush likes you too

(Source: unconvenience, via shouldnt)

"I promise you, you’ll forget me."
6 word story (via seelengekritzel)

(via outoftowntaco)

everyonethatdraggedyouhere:

my night was weird and cool

@

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

(via pastronauts)

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